I’ve been in a bad mood today. Things that I would usually only find slightly annoying, today I’m finding them MAJORLY ANNOYING. Lucky for me, I have a blog where I can do all my complaining. Unlucky for you, I’m going to use my blog to do all of my complaining. Here are some things that are pissing me off today:
Store Rewards Cards
Presenting a store rewards card at check out really just means that the store will allow to pay for an item at it’s true value instead of a massively marked up price. Except in order to not pay more money, you have to actually have the card with you. You know who is good at remembering where they put their store rewards card? NOT ME.
So pretty much every single time I go anywhere, I have to request a new rewards card because I don’t want to pay more money than necessary. Then eventually I just have a million rewards cards for every single store I ever frequent.
I DON’T WANT ANY MORE OF THEM. STOP IT.
Sharing food with children
Having children pretty much means if I make something for myself to eat, I have to immediately place it into the mouths of my children. After that, I can attempt to make more for myself, but at that point, the children will probably be ready for seconds.
Usually by the time they’re done eating, the only thing left in the house for me is half of a bowl of stale cereal and 3 saltine crackers I found in the back of the pantry.
Blog comment spam
Someone keeps commenting a bunch of weird symbols on my blog about cucumbers around three times a week. I keep marking them as spam, but then they post the exact same thing from a different computer.
So random blog comment spammer, I’m not really sure what you need to say about cucumbers that is so important, but I’m never going to accept your comment. So just stop. JUST STOP IT. Or at least use real words, and we can hash out our feelings about cucumbers like adults.
The Internet walk of shame
I may have (definitely) had too much to drink last night and decided to do some Interneting before bed. You know what’s not fun? Waking up to notifications to comments that you barely remember making. I’d like to say that I don’t regret writing an entire paragraph in all caps about how adorable I think your cat is, but that would be a lie. #SomeRegrets
Okay, I feel better now. Thanks for reading all of my complaints. I’m sure I will have more before this day is over. I’ll make sure to write them all down so that you guys don’t miss a single detail of my life!!!