Hello readers!!!! Allow me to introduce you to the worst blogger ever.
Me. It’s me. I’m the worst blogger ever. I have not been able to manage getting on a regular writing schedule since my son started kindergarten a few weeks ago. But I hereby solemnly swear to start blogging regularly again.
Because today I just have a Dear Adam update (read the blog about my scammer friend, Adam, here.) and a hilariously written guest blog from my friend, Niki.
First of all, the update for all those who aren’t followers of my Words About Stuff Facebook page– Adam still hasn’t emailed me back. I have since sent him two follow up emails (both suggestions given by readers), which he has RUDELY also ignored.
I think it’s safe to say Adam is no longer interesting in guest blogging on my website. I’m not sure why. The list of requirements I gave him are all pretty straight forward and easy to follow. To highlight this fact, my friend Niki offered to write a guest blog about bedding using all of my guest blogging requirements. This will be a funnier read if you first refresh yourselves with my requirements here.
Without further ado, here is the guest blog about bedding written by Nicole Hatfield, author of Abduction.
but, alas, i am upset. i love beds. adam did not write back. it’s a travesty. that is very bad business. i just couldn’t leave it. so, i made a decision. i will meet LAURA’S requirements.
susie is amazing! she is soft and comfy. iyay ovelyay edsbyay. susie makes them even better. stain resistant against even poop!
nothing is better than susie. except a java chip frappachino.
let me tell you something. i love beds. i used to hate sleeping. then I met my susie. my whole world changed that day. so smooth against my skin. she eased my sleep deprivation. not by helping me sleep. by embracing me in warmth. i don’t mind not sleeping.
she is easy to wash. when i had an accident. but i’m not going there. i would rather forget it. i love beds.
now, back to susie talk. i love beds. you won’t regret ordering her. she is very affordable to. we even have payment plans. 3 easy payments of $99.99. but that is not all!! she will come with more!
susie comes with free gifts! i love beds. you will also get cheese. not just any plain cheese!
plastic wrapped and processed cheese. a thank you of sorts! our customers are really important.
susie is 100% refundable, mostly. if unused and still packaged. you must also return the cheese. i love beds. phone lines are now open. you can order online too. don’t miss your chance, guys! supplies are going very fast.