Dear Adam

I’m sure you’ve noticed my recent absence from my blog. If you’re currently thinking about how you hadn’t even noticed, then you should probably keep that information to yourself because you’re being pretty rude right now. Don’t worry, you guys. I had a really good reason for taking a break from blogging.

My reason is that I didn’t feel like blogging.

But something happened yesterday that brought my blogging inspiration back full force. I received this email at my Words About Stuff email address.

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I don’t know about you, but this email feels pretty scammy to me. I’m not exactly sure how it’s a scam, but considering that approximately 0% of people visit my website looking for information about bedding, one can assume that this person is probably trying to screw me over.

Before emailing him back, I made a post on a mommy forum I frequent (shout out to my online mom friends- HAI GUYS) and asked for some advice in forming a reply. Together, we came up with this masterpiece.

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I’m anxiously awaiting a reply from Adam. It’s been about 24 hours with no response. I remain hopeful that he is using this time to adjust his guest blog to meet my expectations. If he actually does it, I would gladly post his guest blog for free.

Until then, I will continue to think up some guidelines to email Adam. He doesn’t realize it yet, but we are now pen pals.

 

3 thoughts on “Dear Adam

  1. You forgot to mention those little tags that say “Do not remove under penalty of law” I would assume that proof would be required that all those tags are still attached .

  2. Dear Adam,

    As the Director of Folding Laundry here at Words About Stuff, I think it is very rude that you didn’t contact me about this bedding opportunity. I mean, really, who do you think is going to have to fold all these sheets? Rude, Adam, rude.

    Sincerely,
    A person who can not (and will not) fold fitted sheets

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