I’ve come up with my next million dollar idea- insult napkins. Because nothing is worse than being insulted straight to your face while you’re wiping your mouth.
I gave this one to my sister while we were eating lunch on vacation. She wasn’t suspicious at all when I handed her a napkin and then smiled at her like this:
She then fired back with this equally clever and not at all copy-cat insult napkin.
I’m not sure if a product like this already exists, but it doesn’t matter. My napkins come with a charming handmade touch which cannot be duplicated.
If you would like to purchase an insult napkin, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. They’re only one million dollars a piece!