The Pondering of Life

Why did I see a parking spot with a sign saying “no parking any time” the other day? If you can’t park there any time, why would you put a parking spot there in the first place? Why wouldn’t you make it into… literally anything else?

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Why did Target think it was a good idea to sell this wrinkly, poop green onesie? I’m pretty much against wearing anything that requires me to strip completely naked to use the bathroom, but if I were going to make an exception- it would not be for this outfit.

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Why doesn’t every cookie love me as much as this cookie did? RIP cookie. You were delicious.

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Why did my daughter just cough straight into my mouth while I was talking? Why are my children incapable of turning their heads even the slightest degree so they don’t send a giant plume of germs straight into my face every time they sneeze or cough?

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Why did I ever think it was a good idea to let my 18 month old comb my hair? She’s now 3 years old. I’ve since made this mistake several more times with the exact same results.


Why am I so good at playing Words with Friends? Just kidding. I already know this answer. It’s because I’m super smart. I just wanted you to see how good I am at playing Words with Friends.

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